All we know is, he's called the Stig (the funny opening lines)
he is afraid of bells, confused by stairs. his voice can only be heard by cats, he never blinks, but when he does, his eye lids are side to side blinkers naturally faces magnetic north all his legs are hydraulic, he has two sets of knees, and heart ticks like a watch He is hinted at being a wild creature, spending his spare time catching fish with his tongue or foraging for wolves in the woods. his face appears on high-value stamps in Sweden his left nipple is the shape of the Nürburgring, he invented the curtain, his salary is paid by the BBC in strong pornography he is illegal in 19 US states he is afraid of ducks his breath smells of magnesium his tears are adhesive if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand days he has a digital face his crash helmet is based on Brittany Spears head he has no understanding of clouds his earwax tastes like Turkish delight he isn't machine washable his first name really is "the" he sleeps upside down like a bat if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can hear his thoughts on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake he's allergic to the Dutch if he could be bothered, he could decoded the DaVinci code in 43 seconds his sweat can be used to polish precious metals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
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